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PostSat Mar 01, 2014 6:16 pm

If you dislike puns, I advise you to avoid me at all costs. Otherwise, I'm making a pun topic. Here are some funny puns I made:

1. (My bedsheets always fall to one side, so I said this once when I was straightening my sheets out)
Bed! Get your sheet together!

2. (Apparently on the Titanic, the music group that was playing kept playing when the ship was sinking)
Apparently they didn't get the note?

3. (This one I made up; I take saxophone lessons, and I'm working on improving my sound. By the way, saxophones use reeds, if you didn't know)
I never learned how to reed.
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PostSat Mar 01, 2014 7:13 pm

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Re: Puns

PostSat Mar 01, 2014 7:44 pm

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Re: Puns

PostSat Mar 01, 2014 7:57 pm

A sheet of paper to another: "I want to tell you a joke but my jokes are tear-ible".
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Re: Puns

PostSat Mar 01, 2014 9:56 pm

Agh I love these. :rotfl:
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Re: Puns

PostSat Mar 01, 2014 10:45 pm

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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Re: Puns

PostSat Mar 01, 2014 10:48 pm

Vineto wrote:It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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PostTue Mar 04, 2014 12:26 pm

Erm.

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Re: Puns

PostTue Mar 04, 2014 4:07 pm

Circles are for squares :asd:
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PostWed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 am

123outerme wrote:Circles are for squares :asd:

What?
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Re: Puns

PostWed Mar 05, 2014 2:38 am

Number sex is called four-play? I'm sorry :asd:
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PostTue Jun 17, 2014 11:11 pm

I made something and had the number 1337 as it's number and I said:
Oh shiz, now I got leet hax.
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Re: Puns

PostWed Jun 18, 2014 1:02 am

Have you read the book "There's a hole in the roof" by Lee king?
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Re: Puns

PostWed Jun 18, 2014 2:20 am

Oh man, I have some good ones, although they aren't appropriate...

Man, that pornstar turned into a stiff after he died...
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Re: Puns

PostWed Jun 18, 2014 4:02 pm

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher that got fired?
She couldn't control her pupils.
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