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thekidmen10

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i was only nine

PostWed Apr 22, 2015 11:07 pm

I loved Sonic so much, I had all the merchandise and games
I pray to Sonic every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Sonis is love" I say. "Sonic is life"
My dad hears me and he calls me a noob
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Sonic
I called him a fat man
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Sonic
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear, "SOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIIICCCCCC"
He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
Sonic turns hyper sonic
I get punched so hard by sonic
He slaps me harder then heck
It hurts so much but I do it for Sonic
I can feel my face burning and my eyes start to water
He pushed me against the wall in force
I want to please Sonic
He scream a mighty waaahhhhh as he fills my face with his love
My dad walks in
Sonic looks him straight in the eye and says. "YOOOOOURRRRREEEEE TOOOOOOO SLLLLLLOOOOOWWWW!!!!!"
Sonic leaves through my window
Sonic is love, Sonic is life
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Re: i was only nine

PostThu Apr 23, 2015 1:51 am

Umm... Why does this even exists?
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Re: i was only nine

PostThu Apr 23, 2015 3:13 am

liek if you cryd
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Re: i was only nine

PostThu Apr 23, 2015 10:51 am

i dudnt cryd, i dyed
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