React to the person above you

I use the cat as a crash test dummy.

The robotic zombie apocalypse has come!

They can only infect robots, so I'm safe


Half-Life 3 comes out.

...as a video game.

You awake in a hospital bed, and discover that you have been dreaming your entire life up this point, in twice the time.

I try to rob a mob with a plastic chicken thinking its a gun because I'm heavily sedated(and since I've got nothing to lose, my whole life is fake)

I jump onto a teleporter and end up in some alternate reality

[Mudkip45]

You discover that it is the JJX universe and that you are on Terra, but as soon as you get a Seth portal piece, you get killed by a ghost zombie.

You find find an abandoned Charmander in a forest and it begins to rain, making its tail's flame nearly deplete.

KIDMEN DO NOTHING!!!.....It Was Super Effective

You wake up in a room with no one to see you...your wife died and your kids became evil...all you can do is die...

[Mudkip45]

I…well…die!

You find a random necklace on the ground and as soon as you wear it, you start to fall through the ground.

I take it off then die in the ground

In a few years you and a friend finds me in the ground...you try to find a way to revive me...instead you made a zombie that could end the world...

I print out the entire walking dead wiki and build myself a self-sustaining underground bunker and hide there until my death.

I invite everyone on the forums to join me there

It was to late because they died before they could get the P.M....

All of the zombies end up finding you when you never saw them coming

I turn into a zombie and I in turn break into your house and infect you.

Then,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

My wifi sucked so bad that it wont play the mikal chax vid m8

A witch walks up and curses you for fun.

[Rippedorigami]

I use prestidigitation to clean the witches mouth out with soap.

Grubs seep through your walls, flooding your house with larva.

Then I come in and find it an interesting scene...

Then I studied them...

And in the time you studied them, the larva grow into lava-spitting lava monsters, which quickly decimate the house, leaving it to wreak havoc on the rest of the world.

You're startled awake by the sound of screams, and loud stomping. Jolting out of bed, you rush to a window to see fiery, massive scorpion-like creatures destroying other houses, cars, killing people, and overall just making a mess of things.