Junk Jack Forum

well too bad, I'm not American.


hOi!!
iM tEMMIE!!!

"What are we now, Europe?"

The US and any other country using imperial measurements switches to the metric system.

Now it's time for the last step: Europe!! Combine!! WE WILL CONQUER AMERICA!!!!

Europe takes over america.

"How does that happen? They're all an ocean away!"

Som1 haz bad grammor.

I haz goodst grammor of hole wurld.

aliens steal your new calculator to create a GIANT MACHINE OF UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION!!!

I divide them by 0 before they can do so to the universe…somehow…

Winter's coming, your heater breaks, and you only have about $20.

Buy $20 worth of Hand Warmers.

Dividing by 0 becomes a federal crime.

"Removes 0 button from calculator so no accidents can happen"

You get a 1 (F) for your test because you couldn't use the 0 button.

Blame the government and become a radical conspiratist.

The letter X is removed from the English language. All words with x either use z when the X makes a Z sound, or with "ecks".

Junk Jack X now becomes Junk Jack Ecks, and I get 1,500,000 people to sign a petition against this. It is passed, so "X" comes back, thus returning Junk Jack X's name back to normal.

A person passes by, who hovers a few inches off the ground.

You're flying harry!

you get the chance to change 1 object into a person. that person has the personality of that object.

I change my Gamecube Controller into a person. He's easily influenced.

You get to turn one person on the forum into an object, who would it be and what would they become?

Twelvefoot, he's now twelve individual feet.

Upon waking one morning, you find that you have wings.

I become a pidgeon and fly away from reality, only to wake up and realize it was all a dream.


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Undertale.

Undertale?

You find a book titled "Becoming a monkey for dummies."