Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but now you can only play Junk Jack.


i wish i was good at games

[123outerme]

Granted, but now you're not good at anything else.

I wish I was in space.

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but you forgot your spacesuit.

I wish to solve world hunger.

granted, but you starve to death upon giving your food to everyone else.


i wish for a corrupted wish.

Too bad, They're sold out.

I wish giraffe were carnivores.

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but they eat you immediately.

I wish I was a furry.

[123outerme]

Granted. That's a curse in and of itself.

I wish I was dead.
(for real jk tho)

Granted, but you get brought back to life.
Dont ask me how.


I wish i could wish for more wishes

[mastery51]

Granted, but each wish you make consumes 15 years of your life.
Also, under the wish agreement contract you are unable to wish for more life.
Additional charges may apply, supplies are limited, for more information just post.

I wish I can travel through time and space.

Granted, but you cause a funky paradox and everyone dies
Hey, it was pretty colourful though!


I wish i had all of the LYNE steam achievements
(these ones)

[123outerme]

Granted, but then your Steam account gets banned.

I wish I had the ability to have any superpower I want.

Granted, but you get banned for hacks(?)

I wish i had a nintendo switch

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but you don't get a Nintendo Switch charger.

I wish for a body pillow of Outerme.

[123outerme]

Granted, but it arrives and it's just a pillow with a sharpie drawing of an astronaut.

I wish for one penny.

Granted but it's just a hump of zinc and copper worth 1 penny

I wish i had all steam games.