Corrupt A Wish

[Mudkip45]

Granted, but it costs $49.99 and will be released in 2018.

I wish for no rules to be enforced in any way, shape, or form.

Granted, But everything goes wrong. People go crazy and everyone becomes a criminal.

I wish everything in the world was free!

[Mudkip45]

Granted, but the economy is no longer existent and everyone takes everything they can in all store, even fighting for it, and the fights get even worse than Black Friday's. If anyone goes to prison, their bails are free.

I wish for a party!

[123outerme]

Granted, but it's a funeral party. For you.

I wish upon a star, no matter where I are.
(Grammar? idc)

[Mudkip45]

Not granted, as the star needs the wish to have proper grammar.

I wish for a firework.

[123outerme]

Granted, but it's lit and flies away from you, exploding.

I wish upon a star, no matter where you are.

[Mudkip45]

Granted, but you are snow tanding on the sun and get crushed by its gravity, just before you burn to ashes.

I wish for an error.

Granted, But it's an helpfull error.

I wish for fish

[123outerme]

Granted, but the genie slaps you with it.

I wish for talking fish.

Granted but it is a very rude fish.

I wish for flying fish

[Mudkip45]

Granted, but once you throw them, they fall in Magmar's lava (I know it probably wasn't that flying fish, but…you know)

I wish for a silverfish.

[123outerme]

Granted, but then your PC implodes so you can't play it.

Granted, but basic_string::_S_construct NULL not valid

I wish for christmas to happen everyday.

[Mudkip45]

Granted, but Santa and his elves are overwhelmed by all the presents to be made and Christmas stops entirely.

I wish for a taco.

Granted, but its all wet and soft and grose.

I wish for a tosti.