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Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:37 am
by AFanOfStuff
Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I was a real boy.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:12 pm
by 123outerme
Granted, but your nose grows when you lie.

I wish I had $1000 dollars everyone thought was legitimately earned.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:52 am
by Tye-Dye
Granted but they think you legitimately earned it doing unclothed photo-shoots

I wish summer lasted for longer

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:02 pm
by Multipackwolf
Granted but it becomes unbearably hot in the extra days that sunner now stretches and you end up catching fire before being turned into a human barbecue.

I wish for a non-crappy christmas this year

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:32 pm
by AFanOfStuff
Granted, but the rest of the year is crappy to balance it out.

I wish Multi was a world famous youtuber.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:53 am
by Tye-Dye
Granted but it is for kissing pranks

I wish for good exam results

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:16 pm
by AFanOfStuff
Granted, exams results are insanely good. It's a shame they are not yours.

I wish to reach 900 posts one of these days.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:26 pm
by AmazingJunkJackMan
Granted but a forum glitch causes your account to be deleted once you reach 901. So now it's usseless.

I wish i was good at math.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:29 pm
by 123outerme
Granted, so much that you become math. You become an abstract concept and are lost to the void of trigonometry.

I wish I was a world-class professional video game player.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:31 am
by Unnamed
Granted, but you die from a doritos overdose

I wish my avatar worked (its broken here for some reason, for me anyways)

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:18 am
by AmazingJunkJackMan
Granted but it only works with a picture of the Avatar Aang.

I wish i owned the internet.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:05 pm
by 123outerme
Granted, but some new upstart company creates an internet sequel and everyone goes there instead,

I wish I could speak every language.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:25 am
by AmazingJunkJackMan
Granted but you can't write or read it. And you can't understand it if someone else speaks it.

I wish i could speak, understand, read and write every language.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:04 am
by 123outerme
Granted but your mouth gets progressively drier with each word you speak from a language not learned through the wish.

I wish that I was better at explaining things in 20 words or less.

Re: Corrupt A Wish

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:46 am
by Zero1000
Granted but the explanations are completely wrong.

I wish I had an idea for a wish