Corrupt A Wish

Granted but it's hard to corrupt so it takes a week before someone does it.

I wish i had an apple device that could actually run the latest IOS.

Granted, but the new IOS comes out and your apple device can't run it.

i wish for friends

Granted, but they are horrible friends

I wish my phone had more space

[123outerme]

Granted, it takes up a lot more physical space.

I wish for a more powerful computer.

Granted, but now everyone has a more powerful computer and everything requires more powerful computers, making yours seem not powerful again or something i guess

i wish that the horrible friends i got from my previous wish weren't horrible

[123outerme]

Granted, but now you're horrible so they don't like you.

I wish I was immune to wish corruption.

Granted but now you can't participate in this thread anymore.

I wish i had infinite chewing gum.

[123outerme]

I would corrupt this wish, but apparently I can't participate anymore.
Just kidding.
Granted, but the gum gets stale after like 2 seconds.

I wish that I was a good comedian.

Granted, but everyone else is a better comedian now.

I wish that i could draw well

Granted but only when you draw Sonic fanfictions.

I wish i was good at drawing Sonic fanfictions.

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but everyone else becomes amazing at it so you don't look as good relative to them anymore.

I wish.

[123outerme]

Granted, but you never wished for anything, so you get nothing.

I wish upon a star, no matter where you are.

Granted, but the star turns out to be a meteor headed towards you

I wish for a PC

granted, but you get one of those crappy PC's from the 1990's

I wish for this wish to be wished so I can wish a wish that gets granted.

Not granted, for the universe blew up from the complexity of the wish.

I wish the universe hadn't exploded.