Hahaha

There was a dude who can into my world so he asks: do u have golden eggs? Me:nope
I host another game because he quits, right? He comes to my game on alba but he doesn't recognize me so he asks agin: do you have golden eggs? Me: yes (haha I'm actually kidding) him: GIMME!!!! Me: hahaha I don't actually have any, then, he quits. Wow.

You shouldn't have lied to this poor ol' scammer.

Ur right, I'm sorry mr.scammer. IM SORRY!!!!

how do you know he was a scammer?

Well, u see, he dug some holes and dumped his stuff and told me to do the same. DO U NOT SEE THIS HAPPENING!!!!! ARGH!!! *pirate claw*

I love scammers. They are so easy to screw with. Once, there was a guy who wanted to trade with me. I had my items on a shelf. I told him to back up so I could take it off the shelf. I took it off the shelf, and he comes running in trying to take the mask. He failed miserably, and I told him that I wouldn't trade with him. He started begging for the mask. Then, in a futile attempt to convince me to trade, he started to give me tons of items. I told him I still wouldn't trade, but that i liked the items. Then came the barrage of curse words.

I felt so evil. But sooooo good...