React to the person above you

I looked outside and thought it was a part of a movie and went to go draw.

A stranger runs up to you and slaps you for 3 hours and runs off giggling and then you find out it was me.

[Mudkip45]

I then find you and walk in front of you while I keep slapping your face no matter where you go, until you get sick of it and throw me off a cliff and I stay down there for the rest of my life.

Someone passes by you and immediately punches you and you randomly drop a quarter each time you hit him.

I pummel the sucker until he's a bloody mess, at which point I've amassed a great deal of quarters.

You have a knife.

[Mudkip45]

I take it outside, go to a grocery store, and just after I buy a dozen limes………I cut them outside so that they're ready as I'm making a long recipe.

You find a bag of sand which turns you invisible, but each grain only lasts a few seconds.

I save it for when its really important.


something weird and nonsensical happens

[Mudkip45]

Something normal stops it from happening.

A squirrel says "hello."

I say hi back and walk off

You start world war three...you and yoyr kids go to war....japan,china,and africa are teaming up to blow up america...the nazis return and think everyone in america are jews...and your locked in a house...and yoyr kids die in front of your eyes helping you...

I shall have my revenge! Bring in the mutant creepers and dynaslimes! CoolDamp's going to war!

You wake up in a cave full of gold, but you can't see an exit. What do you do?

lol

I dont care I'm rich!!!

Your best friend tells you that your underwear smells.

I don't have one, though.


WarioWare D.I.Y/WarioWare Inc. gets a remake/sequel/whatever for 3ds or something.

[123outerme]

Sounds pretty cool!

You find EZ MONEY on the ground.

Buy Doritos And Mntn Dw

you get robbed by a cactus

[123outerme]

It's okay, I can get my wallet back. He can't move.
(And my wallet only had 2 dollars in it. And my Derek Jeter baseball card! Plus 5 points to name that reference)

You won a million Monopoly dollars.

i use it to win the world monopoly championship by cheating and i win a million real dollars.

america's currency gets changed from dollars to euro's