Corrupt A Wish

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I was a real boy.

[123outerme]

Granted, but your nose grows when you lie.

I wish I had $1000 dollars everyone thought was legitimately earned.

[Tye-Dye]

Granted but they think you legitimately earned it doing unclothed photo-shoots

I wish summer lasted for longer

[Multipackwolf]

Granted but it becomes unbearably hot in the extra days that sunner now stretches and you end up catching fire before being turned into a human barbecue.

I wish for a non-crappy christmas this year

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, but the rest of the year is crappy to balance it out.

I wish Multi was a world famous youtuber.

[Tye-Dye]

Granted but it is for kissing pranks

I wish for good exam results

[AFanOfStuff]

Granted, exams results are insanely good. It's a shame they are not yours.

I wish to reach 900 posts one of these days.

Granted but a forum glitch causes your account to be deleted once you reach 901. So now it's usseless.

I wish i was good at math.

[123outerme]

Granted, so much that you become math. You become an abstract concept and are lost to the void of trigonometry.

I wish I was a world-class professional video game player.

Granted, but you die from a doritos overdose

I wish my avatar worked (its broken here for some reason, for me anyways)

Granted but it only works with a picture of the Avatar Aang.

I wish i owned the internet.

[123outerme]

Granted, but some new upstart company creates an internet sequel and everyone goes there instead,

I wish I could speak every language.

Granted but you can't write or read it. And you can't understand it if someone else speaks it.

I wish i could speak, understand, read and write every language.

[123outerme]

Granted but your mouth gets progressively drier with each word you speak from a language not learned through the wish.

I wish that I was better at explaining things in 20 words or less.

Granted but the explanations are completely wrong.

I wish I had an idea for a wish